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Wednesday’s List: Things Kats Hate 

Published August 24, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with another very important list of Things Kats Hate.


1.) Touchy humans.

2.) KATurpults.


3.) Fish funerals.

4.) Family businesses.

6.) Snarky humans.


7.) Ugly dogs named Fifi.

8.) Any dog named Fifi.

9.) Anybody named Fifi – dog or otherwise.

10.) Any dog.


🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

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Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published June 22, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️  

Shrimp here with another (very important) list of Things Kats Hate. 

Write them down. 

On the wall.


1.) Blow dryers.


2.) Tiny food dishes.


3.) Alarm clocks.


4.) Sock Theives.


5.) Hairless dogs with bad perms. 

Or any dog. 

With any perm. 

Our any dog  without a perm.

Or any dog without hair.

Or any dog with hair. 

6.) Humans who resist hypnosis.


7.) Humans who don’t give back rubs on demand.


8.) Dogs with an inferiority complex. 


9.) Dogs without an inferiority complex.


10.) Bad haircuts.


11.) Bad dogs.


12.) Dumb dogs.


13.) Any dog.



    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published June 15, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans.😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with another very important list of Things Kats Hate. Take notes.


1.) Hiding hamsters.



2.) Bossy sisters.



3.) Mean hedgehogs.



4.) Touchy beef.



5.) Nosy ferrets.



6.) Stubborn fish.



7.) Nip stealing bunnies.



8.) Tattling talking birds.



9.) Smart parakeets.



10.) Dogs.



    🐰 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐰

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published April 13, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with (yet another) very important list of Things Kats Hate. Take notes.

 

1.) Smart aleck humans who criticize our hunting skills.

  

2.) Idiots and their new toys.

  

3.) Photobombers.

  

4.) Lousy service.

  

5.) Uncooperative mice in our cheese.

 

6.) Not being served our requested meal at dinnertime.

  

7.) Disturbing our slumber because of the flippin laundry.

  

8.) Depriving us of our well-deserved belly rubs (on demand).😾

  

9.) Despurrate humans dangling those irritating feather dusters in our face.

  

10.) Making us go to the gym with you- (idiots)!



    🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published February 24, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans.😺 ☕️ 

 

Shrimp here with another (very important) episode of Things kats hate.

Memorize it!   

1.) Being expected to ignore curtains that BEG fur shredding.  

 

2.) Tutoring wanna be kats. 

 

3.) Testing the limits of our tolerance.

  

4.) Headaches.

  

5.) Getting our claws trimmed.

  

6.) Moving ladders.

  

7.) Changing our channel.

  

8.) Interfering with our redecorating efforts.

  

9.) Politics.

  

10.) Uncooperative mice.


    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹



Wednesday’s List: MORE things kats hate 

Published February 17, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️ 

Shrimp here with yet another (important) list of things that irritate the whiskers off us kats.  

In case you don’t know it, that’s NOT a good idea. 😾

  

1.)  Mocking us. (Notice you can’t see the live kats’ whiskers).

 

2.) Putting bows on our heads.

 

3.) “Furgetting” our Valentine’s gift. 

 4.) Asking us dumb questions.

 

5.) Knats.

 

6.) Giving us cheap food. *tail FLAP!*😾

  

7.) Having to wait fur FURiday.

  

8.) Expecting us to work overtime- (or work at all).

  

9.) Idiots running fur office.  

 
10.) Being misunderstood. 

💠 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger & Pinterest 💠

  

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published December 16, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺☕️

This is your favorite KAT, back with yet another important list of Things Kats Hate.

Take notes!

 

1.) When humans know why we’re ticked, but ask anyway. 

 

2.) Bad nip. 

 

3.) Never catching the red dot. 

 

4.) Surprises.

 

 5.) Fancy litterboxes. 

 

6.) Lazy servants.

  

7.) Nose bonks.

  

8.) Bad hair days.
  

 9.) False advertising.

 

10.) Nosy elves.

    👑 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 👑

 
  
  
  
  

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