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Tuesday Tickles 

Published April 5, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Since there’s a flippin TON of sickos out there, and since laughter is the best medicine (and it doesn’t require touching those sickos)- I gathered some funny videos fur you all to start your day with! Enjoy!!😹 

I call this one the “Shell game”

https://www.facebook.com/obviousmag/posts/10153751329418089

And this one “Frustrated”

https://www.facebook.com/222306184791289/videos/222308491457725/

And this one “Kats vs dogs”

https://www.facebook.com/www.eBBa.ro/videos/867191800036287/

  

Happy laughing!

    🐹 Meme courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

The Vet Threat 😾

Published January 13, 2016 by hairballexpress

  
Well, the human has done it now! 

I woke up to a Purrfectly lovely (rainy) day looking furward to a nice, quiet morning with both my humans spoiling me while they had their morning coffee and telling me how Purrfect I am…

But then the human got up (before I dismissed her), and started getting dressed earlier than usual. I knew something was up right then. 

A few minutes later I followed her into the kitchen and discovered the Kat carrier was open on the couch! 🙀

Uh oh – and off we went to THE VET!

 

I cried and wailed as pathetically as I could  – but the dang human plopped me on the table anyway!😾

Now, the vet was very sweet – (I secretly love her – but that’s beside the point)- but she poked and prodded and rubbed and did unspeakable (very RUDE) THINGS WITH THE THERMOMETER – – and all the while my flippin human just stood there and watched! *sharpens claws*

But after awhile, she did start talking about what a cute little sweetheart I am (so I’ll only slash ONE of her tires),and she told the human I’m very healthy -(and 9.4 lbs of cattitude). 

She said she didn’t find anything wrong with me (But I found plenty wrong with her)- except fur conjunctivitis in my eyes. 

Well if that moron human would quit wiping my eyes I wouldn’t have it! *tail FLAP!*

So finally, she said my teeth look great, and I’m a healthy little girl and let me go giving the human medicine fur my eyes and “lysine” fur my food – (why the flea does my food need medicine)?

Anyway, I’m FINALLY back home now – exhausted – and not talking to that moron human!😾

Flippin humans.

Published January 10, 2016 by hairballexpress

  
The can openers went on a date tonight – and left me here all by my cute little self WITHOUT MY iPhone! 😾

On top of that, they came back from the pet store with something fur me, but it WASN’T a nice fresh whale, or a mouse, or a fish or a canary – it was a flippin BOW! *tail FLAP!*

Great. How am I going to explain this to my furiends?

  

Of course, they did sweeten the deal by buying ME a new TV….(I don’t know why the dummies insist it’s theirs). It’s obvious that it was designed fur me.

  
It’s almost enough to make me furgive them fur this ridiculous bow. 

Almost…. *sharpening claws*

Wednesday’s List: (More) Things Kats Hate 

Published November 4, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 

I’m back with another (important) list of things kats hate. Memorize it!  

 

1.) Not letting us sleep in “your” bed.

 

2.) Humidity making our fur all funky.

  

3.) Funny tail grooming jobs.

 

4.) Meals planned without the Kat in mind. How rude! 

5.) Giant squirrels in our yard. 
 

6.) “Getting a dog.” 

 

7.) Not sharing your meat with us.

 

8.) Kim Kardashian wannabes- (even the feline varieties). 

 

9.) Dogs stealing the treats we were going to steal.

 

10.) Lousy lawyers.

    🐹  Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger  🐹

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