Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️
Let me give you an idea what Mondays are like for us kats.
Greetings humans!😺 ☕️
Since there’s a flippin TON of sickos out there, and since laughter is the best medicine (and it doesn’t require touching those sickos)- I gathered some funny videos fur you all to start your day with! Enjoy!!😹
I call this one the “Shell game”
And this one “Frustrated”
And this one “Kats vs dogs”
🐹 Meme courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹
I woke up to a Purrfectly lovely (rainy) day looking furward to a nice, quiet morning with both my humans spoiling me while they had their morning coffee and telling me how Purrfect I am…
But then the human got up (before I dismissed her), and started getting dressed earlier than usual. I knew something was up right then.
A few minutes later I followed her into the kitchen and discovered the Kat carrier was open on the couch! 🙀
Uh oh – and off we went to THE VET!
I cried and wailed as pathetically as I could – but the dang human plopped me on the table anyway!😾
Now, the vet was very sweet – (I secretly love her – but that’s beside the point)- but she poked and prodded and rubbed and did unspeakable (very RUDE) THINGS WITH THE THERMOMETER – – and all the while my flippin human just stood there and watched! *sharpens claws*
But after awhile, she did start talking about what a cute little sweetheart I am (so I’ll only slash ONE of her tires),and she told the human I’m very healthy -(and 9.4 lbs of cattitude).
She said she didn’t find anything wrong with me (But I found plenty wrong with her)- except fur conjunctivitis in my eyes.
Well if that moron human would quit wiping my eyes I wouldn’t have it! *tail FLAP!*
So finally, she said my teeth look great, and I’m a healthy little girl and let me go giving the human medicine fur my eyes and “lysine” fur my food – (why the flea does my food need medicine)?
Anyway, I’m FINALLY back home now – exhausted – and not talking to that moron human!😾
On top of that, they came back from the pet store with something fur me, but it WASN’T a nice fresh whale, or a mouse, or a fish or a canary – it was a flippin BOW! *tail FLAP!*
Great. How am I going to explain this to my furiends?
Of course, they did sweeten the deal by buying ME a new TV….(I don’t know why the dummies insist it’s theirs). It’s obvious that it was designed fur me.
Almost…. *sharpening claws*
I’m back with another (important) list of things kats hate. Memorize it!
1.) Not letting us sleep in “your” bed.
2.) Humidity making our fur all funky.
3.) Funny tail grooming jobs.
4.) Meals planned without the Kat in mind. How rude!
6.) “Getting a dog.”
7.) Not sharing your meat with us.
8.) Kim Kardashian wannabes- (even the feline varieties).
9.) Dogs stealing the treats we were going to steal.
10.) Lousy lawyers.
🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹