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Sunday Sillies 

Published July 31, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Ever look at your kat and wonder what he’s thinking? And when you see a couple of kats having a “discussion,” every wonder what they’re saying?

Well here are a few examples fur you!😸



 

   🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

Shrimp’s Kat diary 

Published July 15, 2016 by hairballexpress

8:00 pm  Purrs day, July – something. 


Well once again, that flippin human is next door with the neighbor’s Kat.

I stole her iPhone today while she was distracted with the Creature, so I could text my 525th boyfriend, “Crusher”- and I saw all these pictures of Tori on “her” phone! 😾 

*Why that dirty, rotten scoundrel!

I knew she was going in and out of the house several times a day, but I didn’t really believe her when she said she was “checking the mail” fur the 15th time today –

And just LOOK at all these flippin pictures!!!


But then, right when I was starting to get upset at the human, I saw this text she sent one of her grown creatures this morning –


Threatening MY HUMAN?? AWWWW HECK NO!! 


THAT’S MY JOB.

I’m going to go over and have a yowling session under the neighbor’s bedroom window and let her know exactly what I think of her threatening my human!
(Like, what time do we want to do this, your claws, or mine)? 

MWAHAHAHA!!!😹 

Monday kats 

Published June 27, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

Is Monday again, by try not to lose heart – (unless you’re a Kat headed to the vet – in which case, RUUUUUUNNNNN)! 🙀



Get some rest, dudes. But snuggle the kitty first!😸
🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger and Pinterest 🐹

Creature Feature: (or) “Creature Comforts”

Published June 25, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans – 😺☕️

Fur the last several days, the human has been waking up earlier and flying out the door like a flippin ROCKET without purroperly snuggling me first- (fur at LEAST AN hour)!

Well, today I decided to investigate and see where the flea she’s been going! 

I caught her in action! Now I know why she hasn’t been snuggling me as much…

Look at the EVIDENCE I gathered!  😾

 



And this isn’t all – but I’m so flippin tired from my investigative efforts, I’ll have to purrsent the rest of it to you tomorrow!


Now let me ask you one thing – 

Do I look amused?? 😾


       *sulks and slithers under the bed *

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