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Thursday Therapy 

Published August 25, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. ☕️ 

Tonight the humans and I need some therapy, so I’m keeping this short, so I can snuggle them and ease their nerves a little. 

You see, today when human #2 went to work, he immediately texted human #1 to tell her to turn on the news – someone had driven right through the store he works in and when he got to work he (and everybody else) walked into a disaster.

The next thing they knew, the news teams were there and human #2 (and the rest of the employees) were spending the the day trying to clean up the mess.

A woman had come into the store and tried to buy 2,000 (+) gift cards with a check – (and the check didn’t go through)- so she got mad and screamed at everyone, then left and came right back – in her SUV – and DROVE RIGHT INTO THE STORE (with no regard fur the employees and customers)- and then backed the car up (in the store), and drive around some more, destroying everything in her path before speeding out the other door.

The store was completely destroyed and the humans are grateful that neither of them were there when it happened -(although they both had been there and left a few hours before). And miraculously, no one was hurt.

It turns out that the woman who did this thing had a mental illness (fur which her doctor had reduced her medication), and she had been using drugs. (She was later found and arrested). It was also learned that she had just lost her mother.

I have a lot to say about this – but not tonight. Maybe tomorrow. 

*it’s been a long day*

Kat FURiday Funnies 

Published May 6, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

I am posting late today on account of some news the humans got that had me plotting all night so busily that I completely forgot to post! 

I know. Shocking fur a kat as Purrfect and intelligent as myself. 

I’ll have to finish plotting later though, because I flippin HAVE to calm myself so I can plot – uh, I mean, think more clearly. 

So fur now, let’s put that aside so we both can have a happy day – I’ll do a Kat 9 News Special Report later to explain.

Stay tuned fur my Kat 9 News Special Report! 🙀 Make sure all your kats see it!
   🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

FURiday Kat Funnies 

Published April 10, 2015 by hairballexpress


Why, I may even furget my usual purrfect behavior and shred some toilet paper!


Or not…. Well – there’s always the couch…..

Meanwhile, Frankie just howled at me from under the licking room window to come watch the bird channel with him –


Wait just a flea-pickin’ minute dude! I’m no servant kat! Get your own Flippin brewski! *HISS*

I’ll just go visit the KAT next door…..


Uh – weird. He’s having “Mom” troubles again. On to Stripey’s house…


Poor Stripey – should I tell him he’s been staring at himself all this time? Nah –

So, I’ll tell Grumpy about Frankie and see what she says about it…


MOL! 😹 My thoughts exactly! 

So, I’ll cruise on by my favorite pet store and see what goodies I can grab with my purrty green eyes…


Hmmmmm….. Pull tabs? No need fur the human!?? YAHOO! Dang! I furgot the human’s debit card! 😾

I’ll see what my pal Onion is up to…


Uh – Onion? What’s wrong with you! That’s a D-O-G!! Nice name, though!

Oh – hello Office Kitty – what’s wrong?


Oh okay – well, I’ll just be heading home now….. Nice kitty! 🙀

Dude – some kats are just so RUDE! 😾 

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