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Kat 9 News Special ReportĀ 

Published June 21, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs. 

This is Shrimp interrupting my flippin playtime to bring you an urgent Special Report.

  • Kats lead revolt to spur slow humans to action

There’s a new trend in Oregon that has some pet purrents concerned. 

Kats have increasingly become fed up with their humans taking their dear sweet time feeding them, because they can’t pull themselves away from their iPhones, iPads, and other electronics (including the TV). 

One brilliant Kat, Sir Twitchy from Springfield- has an excellent idea to nip the purroblem. Observing that these devices need to be charged often, he has started a movement among kats in Springfield, to find a way to “Occupy the chargers!”

So far, it works brilliantly, as the reluctant tech zombies realize that nothing short of the rapture or an earthquake is going to move the hungry kats away from the chargers. Hmmm….good move there, Sir Twitchy!

  • Angry Kat cooks bothersome birds 

Well, I think this picture is purrty self explanatory – but just in case you happen to be one of those slow-witted humans, I’ll spell it out fur ya…

Another Oregon kat – Colonel Mustard – decided to take matters into his own paws, when a seagull that stood in his humans’ driveway mocking him every day, purrvoked him fur the last time.

Sources tell us they suspect fowl play (mainly because the snoopy neighbor next door took this picture).

So there you have it, folks. 

It was Colonel Mustard – in the backyard – with the BBQ grill.

This has been Shrimp reporting fur Kat 9 News. Good day.


    šŸ¹ Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger šŸ¹

Tuesday TicklesĀ 

Published November 17, 2015 by hairballexpress

Help with that Thanksgiving turkey…

According to the humans around here, here’s how you cook that turkey,….šŸ˜ŗ

 

…then you feed it to the Kat! MOL!šŸ˜ø 

 

(I don’t know where the heck that came from – the Creature’s Mom sent it to the human – but it sounds good to me)! MWAHAHAHA!šŸ˜¹ 

As the tummy rumblesĀ 

Published November 3, 2015 by hairballexpress

Good morning humans! šŸ˜ŗ ā˜•ļø 

Just a furiendly reminder that we kats don’t like it when you furget to feed us on time – (you know, every hour on the hour and on demand)- so, set alarms on your phone, mark your calendars, whatever – but just Flippin FEED US!

 
             

    šŸ­ Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger šŸ­

    

Tuesday: As the tummy rumblesĀ 

Published October 27, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! ā˜•ļø

Most of you humans don’t seem to realize that just like you, we kats get grumpy when we’re hungry – (in case you were wondering, that’s not good fur your health). 

I also just want to give you a furiendly  reminder that we have our “ways” of getting what we want (just sayin’)…

  

Need I go on?

  

And, we like a lot of the same things you humans like… Eggs, fur example –

And of course, pizza…  

  

And in case you haven’t noticed, all kats love bacon!

  

And QUIT with the flippin force fields, will ya?

And don’t even try to fool us – we know the real thing when we see it!!  

Speaking of ‘the real thing…’ *(licks chops)*  

  

So, you’ve been warned – that if you furget to feed us, you never know where we’ll pop up…

  

Or the lengths we’ll go to –

  

In fact, we’re purrty likely to take matters into our own paws…

And don’t even try hiding the milk!

 

And don’t even THINK about leaving out stuff we won’t like! We’re WATCHING YOU – ALWAYS WATCHING! 


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