Happy 4th of July  / Independence Day 

Published July 4, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 


I want to wish you all a happy 4th of July today! 

And if you don’t live in the US, then I still wish you a happy day wherever you are.

It may not be a national holiday where you live, and maybe you’re in the US, but you don’t see any reason to celebrate.

Well, here’s some reasons to celebrate today no matter where you are:

1.) You’re (obviously) alive. Which means you have a heartbeat.

2.) You are reading the post of the most Pawsome, LOVELY, sweet, and intelligent Kat in the US, so you’re already dang lucky. 

Think of all the poor, unFURtunate humans out there who have never heard of hairballexpress, “Shrimp” (aka cute little me)!😿

3.) If you’re reading this, then you CAN READ – (which means you’re not an idiot, and obviously you can see, and follow thought and read (and understand) – the written word. It also means you have a sense of humor.

4.) If you are reading this, then obviously, you are not held someplace against your will. People who do those things to others, aren’t usually  thoughtful enough to let you have access to the Internet.

5.) You have freedom to decide what you will do today and how you will spend your time. This is good, because not only does it mean that you’re not held captive or institutionalized someplace,  but it means you have the mental and emotional ability to make decisions for yourself and you haven’t “lost it!” (Yet). 😹

6.) You have air in your lungs. Kind of hard to read (or do anything else)-if you are struggling to breathe).

7.) You obviously got to eat today (or know you can)- because if you hadn’t  / couldn’t, you’d be breaking into homes and trash cans looking fur bugs, mice and birds instead of reading a Kat blog with an angry empty tummy. 

8.) You don’t have to clean your own litterbox (That’s what the human slaves are fur).

9.) You’re not at the vet with big, hairy dogs barking in your face, and sniffing your rear end fur clues to where you’ve been.

10.) If you are at a BBQ today, you have long claws freshly sharpened, and ready to snag a hot dog off the grill. Or, the rear end of a regular dog in the yard.

A win either way! 😹
Whatever you’re doing today, be safe, don’t be an idiot, don’t hurt anybody, and fur kat’s sake, STAY ALIVE! 

Put that flippin alcohol DOWN!😾

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