Feeling judged lately?

Published June 29, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. 😺 ☕️  

We kats often hear you humans talking about the looks your pets give you, and you remark that sometimes it feels like we’re judging you.


Well, DUH.

Since we only “eat and sleep all day,” what else do we have to do fur entertainment? 

In fact, as soon as you leave everyday, we invite our pals over and have office parties (and destroy your offices, shred your documents, lay on your computers, lick your stamps, bat your pens under the couch, and coat your keyboard with fur). 

Then we gather around the water dish and gossip about you. Then, (if you were listening), you’d learn how we really see our “owners.” 

Here’s a few examples:

1.) What we think of your lifestyle.

2.) What we think of the menu.

3.) What we think of your workplace.

4.) What we think of your choices.

5.) What we think of your efforts to impress others.

6.) What we think of your efforts to “entertain.”

7.) What we think of your “parenting” choices.

8.) What we think of your (lack of) fashion sense.

See? And you thought we just sleep all day!
MWAHAHAHA!!😹 

Ps. Aren’t you late fur work?




🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger (except fur cute little me) 🐭

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