Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs.
This is Shrimp interrupting my flippin playtime to bring you an urgent Special Report.
- Kats lead revolt to spur slow humans to action
There’s a new trend in Oregon that has some pet purrents concerned.
Kats have increasingly become fed up with their humans taking their dear sweet time feeding them, because they can’t pull themselves away from their iPhones, iPads, and other electronics (including the TV).
One brilliant Kat, Sir Twitchy from Springfield- has an excellent idea to nip the purroblem. Observing that these devices need to be charged often, he has started a movement among kats in Springfield, to find a way to “Occupy the chargers!”
So far, it works brilliantly, as the reluctant tech zombies realize that nothing short of the rapture or an earthquake is going to move the hungry kats away from the chargers. Hmmm….good move there, Sir Twitchy!
- Angry Kat cooks bothersome birds
Well, I think this picture is purrty self explanatory – but just in case you happen to be one of those slow-witted humans, I’ll spell it out fur ya…
Another Oregon kat – Colonel Mustard – decided to take matters into his own paws, when a seagull that stood in his humans’ driveway mocking him every day, purrvoked him fur the last time.
Sources tell us they suspect fowl play (mainly because the snoopy neighbor next door took this picture).
So there you have it, folks.
It was Colonel Mustard – in the backyard – with the BBQ grill.
This has been Shrimp reporting fur Kat 9 News. Good day.
🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹
Snorts with piggy laughter – love it my friend!! XOXO – Bacon
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Why thank you, Bacon! Glad it made you smile!
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Knews I can Muse! 😎
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Mol! Why thank you!
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The cats who own me have found the perfect solution. They have the best no wheat-soy-corn dry cat food and they get their fill of canned cat food, but if this human doesn’t get their treats to them on demand, they occupy the keyboard, or the monitor, or the human’s mouse hand. 🙂
They also use psychological warfare. I was trying to get something done and locked them out of my office for a few hours, They disappeared for an entire day! I thought that something had eaten them, so I called and called their names. Frantic, I opened their favorite cat food. Still, they didn’t come until after dark.
That’s cruelty toward humans at it’s most diabolical.
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Dude. That’s a brilliant plan! I’ll have to try that!
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😆
Really, Colonel Mustard and Sir Twitchy are incredibly funny
Ciao
Sid
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Mol!😹 Thank you sweetie! Glad you enjoyed it!
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=^:^=
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*trills*
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LOL!
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So glad you enjoyed it!
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Occupying the chargers!! MWAHAHAHA!!! What a PURRFECT idea! This will surely get the human’s attention! MOL 😸😹
We’ve MISSED you SOOOOOO MUCH, sweetie!! 😺 And Serafina too! 😺 (and even the little creature… can you believe it?! 🙀)
Smooches, Roxy & Tigerlino ❤ ❤
PEEEE ESSSSSS: You think Colonel Mustard has some of that delicious looking food left??? (*licks chops*)
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Hey Purrfect furiends! Glad it made you smile – so good to see you again – want me to mail you the Creature!????😺
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Love ya! ❤ ❤
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Love you too sweeties!💞
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😺😺🌷🌺
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Mail us the Creature? Um… uh… we didn’t miss her THAT much… MOL 😹 😉
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MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!😹 *rolling on the counter laughing* Oops- the human caught me! *dives under the bed *
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MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!😹
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*snickers * Dude – that’s where the Keurig is – (and the delicious grass fed butter)- *licks paws* I love to leave my pawprints in it!!! 😹
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Aww, I just spent 20 minutes wiping my keyboard ’cause I spit my tea laughing hard! And yet, I thank you my dear Shrimp! Love you and your journal!
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Awwww – thank you sweet human! It’s so good to see you back! (Sorry about the computer)-😽
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