Kat 9 News Special Report 

Published May 7, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs. 

This is Shrimp coming to you today with an urgent Special Report fur all you kats and your pet humans.

🔺 Kats too late to start human TNR PURROGRAM

Well, I’m afraid a brilliant Kat plan (devised by myself, Serafina and the rest of the kats in our neighborhood)- has UnFURtunately been thwarted. 

Kats everywhere have been noticing with  increasing alarm, that creatures are popping up at alarming rates in every neighborhood, and it’s been suggested that purrhaps it was time to give the humans a taste of their own medicine.

That’s when Serafina and I spoke to all our furiends and decided to institute the Human TNR PURROGRAM, (trap / nueter / return). 

Although it is a purrfect solution, there are a few things to work out. Fur example, how the flea does a kat go about trapping their human and getting them to the vet?

This is what we and the other neighborhood kats were addressing when the unthinkable happened –


Yep. Serafina shared some selfies she took of the moment she found out –



*Sighs deeply* 

Poor Serafina! 🙀 And of course, the Creature and the whole bunch of humans are flippin thrilled.


FUR FLIPPIN FLEAS’ SAKE! 

GET YOUR HUMANS TO THE VET BEFORE THIS HAPPENS TO YOU! 🙀

This has been Shrimp reporting fur Kat 9 News. Good grief.

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25 comments on “Kat 9 News Special Report 

  • Congrats to your humans 😀 Sorry you and Serafina will have to put up with another creature, Shrimp, but at least you know how to train this one now. Maybe you all will be able to get the TNR program figured out soon. Happy Mother’s Day!

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