This is Shrimp coming to you today with an urgent Special Report fur all you kats and your pet humans.
🔺 Kats too late to start human TNR PURROGRAM
Kats everywhere have been noticing with increasing alarm, that creatures are popping up at alarming rates in every neighborhood, and it’s been suggested that purrhaps it was time to give the humans a taste of their own medicine.
That’s when Serafina and I spoke to all our furiends and decided to institute the Human TNR PURROGRAM, (trap / nueter / return).
Although it is a purrfect solution, there are a few things to work out. Fur example, how the flea does a kat go about trapping their human and getting them to the vet?
This is what we and the other neighborhood kats were addressing when the unthinkable happened –
Poor Serafina! 🙀 And of course, the Creature and the whole bunch of humans are flippin thrilled.
FUR FLIPPIN FLEAS’ SAKE!
GET YOUR HUMANS TO THE VET BEFORE THIS HAPPENS TO YOU! 🙀
This has been Shrimp reporting fur Kat 9 News. Good grief.