Kat 9 News Special Report 

Published April 26, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs. 

This is Shrimp interrupting your day with a Special report from Kat 9 News.

  • Purrnell University Purrfessor Goes AWOL 


Sources tell us that the well known Purrfessor of Psychology at Purrnell University has had enough of sitting in stuffy classrooms chasing pens and balls of crumpled up paper, and instead of waiting fur retirement, has taken matters into his own paws and moved to Florida.

However, he entrusted his classes fur the rest of the semester to some of his most purromising students. 

Let’s see what they have to say;

Thomas: Keeper of the Purrfessor’s valued library book collection –

Well done, Thomas. It’s important to keep those books warmed.

Next, we move on to;

Bradley: The Purrfessor’s favorite philosophy advisor –

Thank you, Bradley – I can see why you are his favorite advisor.

And moving on to: 

Hector: the Purrfessor’s Legal Advisor-

Uh huh – Well, thank you Hector. But I hope you don’t do final estate planning. No offense.

Next, let’s hear from some of his top students –

Panther: First year psychology major –

Very true, Panther. In fact, some people may think so anyway. Just sayin.

Next, meet –

Fluffy: First year communications major 

Looks like you need a break from classes fur awhile, Fluffy.

And next, meet –

Sandy: Keeper of the Purrfessor’s beloved goldfish-


*delicious!*

And,

Smokey: The Purrfessor’s Diversity Advisor –

Hmm. He has a point there…

And finally, meet- 

Cuddles: the Purrfessor’s youngest student –


Excellent question, Cuddles! 

Well, certainly a lot to think about there -(especially that goldfish)…

This has been Shrimp reporting fur Kat 9 News. Good day.
     🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

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