Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat -(Part 5)

Published March 25, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs!  ğŸ˜º ☕️ 

Shrimp here with one more lesson fur you kittens – there’s too much fur you to learn in one week, so I’m going to take it easy on you and give you Saturday and Sunday off. 

Just use the time to rest,  get tangled in some yarn, pick a fight with the dog- you know, the usual Kat stuff! But remember these rules….


Rule #32 (Book 16) When selecting your napping spot, remember to look fur one of three things: 1.) freshly washed laundry straight from the dryer, 2.) the brand new expensive outfit your human just bought, or anything black (Purrfect fur shedding on)!😸

 

Rule #74 (Book 13) Always tell the truth – and use words if you can.
   

Rule #26 (Book 1) Be content -(This is best accomplished by sitting ON TOP of the fence – so you can see the squirrels coming from BOTH sides)!😹

  

Rule #10 (Book 22) Kill the big red dot – no matter how it appears! 

 

Rule #16 (Book 3) Never let the humans influence you (unless they’re armed with tuna and treats)!

  

Rule #9 (Book 17) The refrigerator and its contents -when acceptable – belongs to the Kat upon sight.

Stay tuned fur more of Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat next week! 
🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

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8 comments on “Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat -(Part 5)

  • In our house, Mr. M (tuxedo, mainly black long-hair) is the main shedder … we’ve often thought that a black cat tree would look cleaner longer… loved the ‘think black’ opened, but had a slightly different perspective 😉

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