Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs! 😺 ☕️
Shrimp here with one more lesson fur you kittens – there’s too much fur you to learn in one week, so I’m going to take it easy on you and give you Saturday and Sunday off.
Just use the time to rest, get tangled in some yarn, pick a fight with the dog- you know, the usual Kat stuff! But remember these rules….
Rule #32 (Book 16) When selecting your napping spot, remember to look fur one of three things: 1.) freshly washed laundry straight from the dryer, 2.) the brand new expensive outfit your human just bought, or anything black (Purrfect fur shedding on)!😸
Rule #26 (Book 1) Be content -(This is best accomplished by sitting ON TOP of the fence – so you can see the squirrels coming from BOTH sides)!😹
Rule #10 (Book 22) Kill the big red dot – no matter how it appears!
Rule #16 (Book 3) Never let the humans influence you (unless they’re armed with tuna and treats)!
Rule #9 (Book 17) The refrigerator and its contents -when acceptable – belongs to the Kat upon sight.
Stay tuned fur more of Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat next week!
🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹