Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs!😺 ☕️
Rule #15 (Book 2) Be diligent about your workouts. Always do them nightly – preferably between 2-4 am.
Make sure to rocket through the bedroom, running back and forth over the humans as many times as possible, and you get bonus points fur spilling glasses of water, knocking things off tables, and rattling blinds- (But ONLY if you wake up the humans)!
Rule #43 (Book 1) Make sure the humans never furget who you’re related to. Keep claws sharp at all times in case they need a visual reminder.
Rule #10 (Book 91) Since the humans are pathetic hunters (if it’s not in the fridge, they’ll starve)- occasionally demonstrate the goodness of your heart by catching a nice fat mouse or fly and leave it someplace where they’re sure to find it – like on the stove, by the Keurig, or better yet, lay it on their pillow while they’re still asleep so they’ll be surprised when they wake up. They’ll never furget your gift!😹
Rule #24 (Book 3) Never let them think they’re in charge- (It’ll go right to their heads)!
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode of Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat!😺
🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭