Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs! 😺 ☕️
Shrimp here with some some very important rules fur you kittens to live by.
Rule #1 (Book 213) NEVER rat out a fellow Kat! Blame the dog, the Creatures, the hamster, the ferret, or the Guinea pig- they furgive quicker.
Rule #2, (Book 2) Don’t let the humans give you cheap store brands of Kat food and treats.We don’t like to deprive them.
Rule # 3 (Book 20) Don’t listen to your in-laws (or outlaws).
Rule #4 (Book 13) To insure that they give you cake, always “step over it” as soon as they open it (making sure to leave your pawprints or get frosting on your whiskers). Works every time! 😸
Rule #5 (Book 2) Don’t go for the flea bath nonsense. IT’S A TRAP!😾
Stay tuned fur another episode of Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat!
* Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger *