Greetings humans,fleabags and fuzzballs! 😺 ☕️
Welcome to more of Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat.
I hope all you kittens out there are taking notes, because – well, someone has to teach you how to be a respectable Kat, and not just anyone is as qualified as I am. So get ready to learn!😹
Rule -#1 (Book 13) Show the dog who’s boss from the beginning.
Rule #2 (Book 13) If he gets out of line, let him have it!
Rule #3 (Book 1) Don’t tolerate any cameras giving away your secrets!
Rule #4 (Book 12) Always remember that humans are extremely flattered when you invite yourself to their barbecues. In fact, they’ll be downright insulted if you don’t snag at LEAST a couple of juicy steaks off the grill.
Rule #5 (Book 5) Keep your priorities in order.
Rule #6 (Book 1) Get the bird before he gets you!
Stay tuned for more of my very important rules!😺
🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭