(More of) Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat

Published March 21, 2016 by hairballexpress


Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs!😺 ☕️ 

Springtime always brings new litters of kittens, and someone has to teach them how to be a respectable Kat. 

So, since kittens everywhere look up to cute little me as the Purrfect example of kathood, I’m reviewing some of my most important rules this week. Take notes!😺


Rule #1: (Book 1) Make sure they know WHO rules.


Rule #2: (Book 16) Don’t let them even THINK of giving you a bath!


Rule #3: (Book 2) Sniff out the good stuff.


Rule #4  (Book 333) Keep the claws sharp at all times – there are CREATURES EVERYWHERE!🙀


Rule #5 (Book 2) When the humans leave you alone, that’s their cue fur you to bring all your pals over fur dinner. They won’t mind. And don’t worry about the mess – they need the exercise! 😹 


Rule #6 (Book 20) Insist on the best.


Rule #7 (Book 1) Teach the humans how to make coffee RIGHT!

Come back tomorrow fur more of Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat!😺

    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹


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