Greetings humans, fleabags and fuzzballs!😺 ☕️
Springtime always brings new litters of kittens, and someone has to teach them how to be a respectable Kat.
So, since kittens everywhere look up to cute little me as the Purrfect example of kathood, I’m reviewing some of my most important rules this week. Take notes!😺
Rule #1: (Book 1) Make sure they know WHO rules.
Rule #2: (Book 16) Don’t let them even THINK of giving you a bath!
Rule #3: (Book 2) Sniff out the good stuff.
Rule #4 (Book 333) Keep the claws sharp at all times – there are CREATURES EVERYWHERE!🙀
Rule #5 (Book 2) When the humans leave you alone, that’s their cue fur you to bring all your pals over fur dinner. They won’t mind. And don’t worry about the mess – they need the exercise! 😹
Rule #6 (Book 20) Insist on the best.
Rule #7 (Book 1) Teach the humans how to make coffee RIGHT!
Come back tomorrow fur more of Shrimp’s Rules fur the discerning Kat!😺
🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹