Monday’s List: (or)….

Published March 7, 2016 by hairballexpress

Why you DON’T need a dog.

Greetings humans.  ☕️ 😺 

I can’t believe it, but the humans tell me there’s still a bunch of you who THINK you need a dog. My question to you is, 

What the flea have you been SMOKING?

Here – since you’re obviously not thinking clearly, let’s see if I can help.

Reasons why you DON’T need a dog; 

 

1.)  Well, need I say more?

 
2.) Lawsuits from the mailman -(and the pizza guy, and the delivery guy, and,)…

  
3.) They’re jealous -(and they have “doggie breath”).

  
4.) They’re…well,…dumb as ROCK!😹

 

5.)  They ruin your shoes.

 
6.) They don’t like it when you like us kats.
 
7.) They’re messy…(And terrible at lying).

  
8.) They’re no match fur a Kat.😼

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