Kat Logic

Published March 2, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans! 😺 ☕️ 

You know, we kats are often misunderstood – the biggest thing is, that most of you humans figure that we don’t really think about anything other than tuna, mice, and nip. 

But that’s not true – we also think about birds, dragonflies, flying bugs, bacon, pizza, cheeseburgers, and ridding the world of dogs. 

 

And, just like you, we love the feeling of satisfaction when we’ve done a good job.
  

And speaking of dogs,… 

 

We kats are very choosy about the cars we buy. Never know when you’ll need one. 😼 
 

And that is real CATTITUDE!

And as fur our thoughts…

 

about those pesky humans who try to catch is to do “human stuff”- (bathing us, vet visits, stopping us from shredding the couch ),… RUN!
  

And, we kats don’t ask fur what we want- (royalty doesn’t have to ask).👑

  

But, sometimes you humans and your quirks drive us nuts!

  

Like with your inability to tell time.

 

Or to cook a decent fish chowder without our constant guidance- (Oh the sacrifices we make)! 
  

And your “funny” remarks.

  
I mean, really – you should actually just listen to us sometimes.

Because after all, we kats are intellectually superior – and, we have  

 

Claws.

    🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹

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