Tuesday Tickles: From the kat’s purrspective 

Published January 19, 2016 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans!😺 ☕️ 

I thought it might be time to give some of you idiots, uh- I mean humans – a clue as to how we (highly intelligent) kats see things. 

Take fur example,”owning” purroperty…

 

…(you do realize that nobody owns a Kat, right)?

And the dreaded vacuum cleaner that you humans so Rudely disturb our slumber with…
 

Well,… You won’t do that again…

And these “plumbing emergencies” that you get all uptight about! What’s the purroblem with flushing the dog’s toys down the toilet? He’d do it to us! 😾

 

…(Not that I purrsonally would ever dream of doing such a thing)….

And what’s the big deal about our lovely fur on the furniture? We’ve seen your decor – you need all the help you can get!😹
 

*just sayin*

And fur heaven’s sake, why can’t we sleep in the bed? You treat us like – like…ANIMALS or something! 😾
  

….(nice try, by the way)!😸

And why ask us if we’re scratching the couch? What do you expect us to do when it itches? 
 

MWAHAHAHA!😹 

But just so we’re clear, we’re always available to help clear the table -(of meat)!
  

Anytime, dudes.

And about that sorry collection of fur you call the dog –
  

If his nose gets scratched, we don’t know anything about it! 😼

And fur the little kitties, be patient with them. 

  

They’re still learning the fine art of curtain shredding, plant digging, furniture gouging, and knocking down expensive trinkets. They’ll get better before ya know it!

And last but not least,….
  
 

Feed the flippin Kat! 

   🐹 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐹 
  

 

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