I woke up to a Purrfectly lovely (rainy) day looking furward to a nice, quiet morning with both my humans spoiling me while they had their morning coffee and telling me how Purrfect I am…
But then the human got up (before I dismissed her), and started getting dressed earlier than usual. I knew something was up right then.
A few minutes later I followed her into the kitchen and discovered the Kat carrier was open on the couch! 🙀
Uh oh – and off we went to THE VET!
I cried and wailed as pathetically as I could – but the dang human plopped me on the table anyway!😾
Now, the vet was very sweet – (I secretly love her – but that’s beside the point)- but she poked and prodded and rubbed and did unspeakable (very RUDE) THINGS WITH THE THERMOMETER – – and all the while my flippin human just stood there and watched! *sharpens claws*
But after awhile, she did start talking about what a cute little sweetheart I am (so I’ll only slash ONE of her tires),and she told the human I’m very healthy -(and 9.4 lbs of cattitude).
She said she didn’t find anything wrong with me (But I found plenty wrong with her)- except fur conjunctivitis in my eyes.
Well if that moron human would quit wiping my eyes I wouldn’t have it! *tail FLAP!*
So finally, she said my teeth look great, and I’m a healthy little girl and let me go giving the human medicine fur my eyes and “lysine” fur my food – (why the flea does my food need medicine)?
Anyway, I’m FINALLY back home now – exhausted – and not talking to that moron human!😾