About that Santa dude…

Published December 23, 2015 by hairballexpress

Good morning humans, fleabags, and fuzzballs! šŸ˜ŗ ā˜•ļø 

You know, some of you humans don’t realize that that Santa dude is just a little bit creepy.

I mean, think about it from a kat’s purrspective fur a minute, will ya?

Let’s see if I’ve got this right…

There’s this big fat dude in a bright RED, funny, furry costume who eats tiny reindeer and waits til the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT when everyone’s finally asleep, to fly around (with reindeer, no less), and plop a bunch of random toys into random chimneys while he’s laughing hysterically the whole time -(and God only knows what his reindeer are plopping into the chimney too)….

And supposedly he knows when you’re awake and when you’re sleeping (even though nobody keeps him informed),…

And you people are okay with this dude  visiting your kids in the middle of the night?    

Uh huh. šŸ˜¼     

Well that explains why I never got my fat, juicy whale last Christmas! *tail FLAP!*
šŸŽ  Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger šŸŽ 

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