Shrimp’s Rules for the discerning Kat: (Christmas edition)

Published December 22, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings felines! 😺 

I thought today would be a good time to remind all you felines of my (very important) rules fur the discerning Kat. 

 

1.) Never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 

 

2.) Only tell SANTA want you REALLY want. The humans never have enough money. 

 

3.) Always remember hairballs are the gift that keeps on giving. 

 

4.) And remember the humans usually LOVE it when you help yourself. It saves them time.

 

5.) Humans almost NEVER get things right the first time, so always check the Kat toys- uh, I mean, “ORNAMENTS” to make sure they’re hung right. 😸

 

6.) Remember we kats don’t have to wait fur the mistletoe!
  

7.) Don’t let on that you know what your gifts are.

  

8.) Don’t let those humans cheat you out of the good stuff.

  

9.) Make sure the humans give you lots of love and snuggles.

  

10.) Never furget it’s not really about the purresents. 😺



🎄🎁 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🎁🎄

 

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