Shrimp’s Sunday Selfies 

Published December 6, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings humans. ☕️ 

Here’s my Sunday morning routine…

1.) Help myself to the Keurig while the human’s in the shower. (Got to help clean up all that cream she spills on the counter).

2.) Grab human’s iPhone before her shower’s done and do my selfie purractice in the bedroom.

3.) Spend a few minutes shredding the bottom of the box spring on my back. (My morning workout).

4.) If human is still in the shower, charge all over the bed at the speed of light and get the sheets off the bed – then watch her scratch her head and wonder what happened to the sheets when she gets out! MOL!😹

5.) Set up the iPhone on the table with the self timer, and take pictures of my cute little self to sell on the Internet.

6.) When human comes out of the shower, act sleepy.   

Purrfect! MWAHAHAHA!😹 

         Have a Pawsome Sunday, dudes!


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