Well, I had something different planned fur today – (My Kat confessions) – but now I’m flippin HISSED, so the only thing I’m confessing today is that the humans around here are in BIG trouble! *sharpens claws*
I mean, after all the time I’ve invested in training these idiots, you’d think they’d know by now that they need to get my purrmission before getting any ideas about leaving me alone to go play with other humans.
Dude! Whose supposed to FEED ME?
I was sleeping so peacefully – (wiped out from mouse hunting all night while those two slept on the job) – then, the creepy neighbor next door knocked and scared the fleas right off me, and I realized those two rebellious humans were GONE!
They stayed gone all flippin afternoon, and when they came back, it took the human furever to realize that I was hungry – and then, they started showing off pictures of the littlest Creature – and talking about how excited they are that he’ll be here fur a visit soon! Of all the NERVE!
Oh joy. I can smell those peanut butter paws already….
And of course, if he’s here, then the CREATURE WILL BE HERE TOO!🙀
Poor Serafina in her 750th capture of the day…
And between her plotting and that look in the littlest Creature’s eyes, a Kat doesn’t have a chance!
I think it’s time I put my paw down to these humans,…
(Tess meowing here, I stole the creature’s black light-up box) please give me a tip on how to teach my creature a lesson, whatever I do isn’t working! All of those times where it picks me up is SUPER annoying (1,358)! Honestly, nothing gets through to it. Help…?
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Glad to help Tess! Let’s see now,….😼 Give a good growl first, then if she doesn’t immediately leave you alone, whack her upside the head with your paw (claws retracted – the FIRST time, anyway)- that should do it – if not, sharpen your claws and GO FUR IT!😹
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Tried that! Needless to say it locked me in my room for a full five minutes because of it!
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Okay – time fur my fail proof weapon – next time deposit a great big hairball! The Creature will get grossed out and run away and the humans will feel pawful fur their “poor, sick baby!”😹
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I’ll try it. Thanks!
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Mol! 😹 Good luck, Tess- let me know how it works fur ya!!
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Sorry to say it didn’t–the creature just told the kind human (the female one who feeds me) about the hairball and picked me up anyway (for a grand total of 1,456 in the past month)!!!!! >:P
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🙀 Oh my fleas! You have an especially stubborn creature!! Hmm…. Try staring intently at a blank spot on the wall just over its shoulder – and don’t let it distract you – (this is especially effective if you flatten your ears and hiss at the “something” on the wall)- and if you fuzz your tail and don’t look away from “the something!” It makes creatures and humans totally purranoid and they’ll grab the Creature and drag it away from you!
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Hm…it might work…
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It always works fur me!😺
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Careful now with those paws….
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Dang!
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I believe most of a cat life is hard work, my friend! Mr. Bowie says “Meow!”
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Yes it is – why just keeping our coats clean and shiny is a full time job!
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“Meow” to my lovely Mr.Bowie!
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Oh dear my beautiful Shrimp! The horror, the travesty, you can come stay here if you need to!
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OK!😺 packing my mice!
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You look very stern in your photos! I’m sure if you look at the Creature and the Littlest Creature like that, they will soon understand you mean business! If not, it’s under the bed for you!
Milo. xx
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Oh I do – but those little tornadoes don’t even notice! *shudders *
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Good luck with that. From personal experience we have found that humans can be very selfish. At least for us, we do not have to worry about any of those little creatures. Good luck. It sounds like it may be time for an extended stay UTB. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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Oh yes, that’s fur sure! I have made myself quite a cozy little nest under there!
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Oh Shrimp, they love to feed you. It looks like Sarafina gets to be the pick the kitty up cat now a days which gives you a break…
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Well, heck – they can feed me anytime they want! It’s those Grabby little paws that make me a nervous wreck!!🙀
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Follow the little one around. Mommy said her family dog (when she was growing up a long time ago) got a lot of extra food that way.
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Oh I follow (from a distance)- the Creature leaves tasty tidbits everywhere – but the purroblems is, she doesn’t leave tuna or chicken -only stuff like apples and blueberries and string cheese!!😾
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Do you need re-enforcement’s? My three are on the way, Shrimp. ☕️❤️
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Pawsome!!Thanks so much!! 😺
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