Well, I had something different planned fur today – (My Kat confessions) – but now I’m flippin HISSED, so the only thing I’m confessing today is that the humans around here are in BIG trouble! *sharpens claws*
I mean, after all the time I’ve invested in training these idiots, you’d think they’d know by now that they need to get my purrmission before getting any ideas about leaving me alone to go play with other humans.
Dude! Whose supposed to FEED ME?
I was sleeping so peacefully – (wiped out from mouse hunting all night while those two slept on the job) – then, the creepy neighbor next door knocked and scared the fleas right off me, and I realized those two rebellious humans were GONE!
They stayed gone all flippin afternoon, and when they came back, it took the human furever to realize that I was hungry – and then, they started showing off pictures of the littlest Creature – and talking about how excited they are that he’ll be here fur a visit soon! Of all the NERVE!
And between her plotting and that look in the littlest Creature’s eyes, a Kat doesn’t have a chance!