KAT 9 NEWS SPECIAL REPORT 

Published October 20, 2015 by hairballexpress

  
Greetings Humans, Fleabags and Fuzzballs. This is Shrimp with a special report from KAT 9 NEWS.

  • Scientists at PURRnell University release details of intensive study on kat intelligence 

Humans have been thinking of us kats as nothing more than mere “animals” fur years. But that is all about to change, following the release of this new study.

The study reveals that we kats are far more intelligent than those idiot humans ever imagined – having not only logic, but exhibiting purroblem solving skills and expurrtise in science, such as this kat, PURRfessor Cottonball.  “Amazing” says one (human) scientist – surprised that Purrfessor Cottonball even knows what science is. Imagine how shocked he’ll be when he discovers that Purrfessor Cottonball is patenting his own brand of kitty litter with built in katnip! 😹

And here, my pal “Dustbunny” demonstrates his purroblem solving skills – much to the chagrin of his “owner”/ staff.

UnFURtunately, some kats use their intelligence and skills fur the wrong purrposes, like my pal “Winky”- (below)- who learned from the best – politicians!

 And “Twinkie” demonstrates his desire to help others by volunteering to guard his neighbor’s chicken coop. Sadly, three of the chickens mysteriously vanished – believed to have been sucked up into an alien spacecraft while Twinkie used the litterbox.

*shakes head*

 In addition to “Twinkie,” researchers were also amazed at the hunting ability of “Icecap -” who climbed to the roof of this house in record time to catch the seagull who had taunted him fur days.  UnFURtunately, he’d furgotten that his staff had clipped his claws that morning. Tragic.

This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Good day.

       *stretch / yawn / snore *💤 

🐭 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭

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7 comments on “KAT 9 NEWS SPECIAL REPORT 

  • There have been times my frickin human has doubted my intelligence and I’ve had to remind her of it with my claws and/or teeth. I guess we can’t be too hard on them for not always recognizing this though, as how can we expect a species of inferior intelligence to understand matters far above their comprehension? It is our job as kats to not only supervise and train our humans, but to help explain and teach them what they are not capable of deciphering on their own. Yes it’s not easy, but it’s one of the burdens that comes with owning a human.

    -Clove

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