But it’s the human’s fault….no, REALLY!
You see, human #2 had to have two purrceedures done at the Dr.’s office yesterday (at the same time)- and he was knocked out fur them -and it took a long time.
And then it took even looooonger fur him to wake up enough to talk to the doctors and get dressed!
All the while I was here wondering why the human was there with him instead of here pampering me!😾
And then,… When they finally DID come home, the human had her paws full taking care of him – Flippin human! *tail FLAP!*😾
She did eventually feed me (a whole 15 MINUTES after they got home – can you BELIEVE IT)!?
And she did (try) to love on me and brush me once he was okay – but I wasn’t having it! By golly, I’m The Flippin QUEEN around here, and I didn’t authorize any of this absence and negligence!
So now, in addition to all my usual important things to do (catching bugs, terrorizing spiders, shredding toilet paper, knocking down expensive trinkets, shredding the yoga mat)- I also have to think up a suitable punishment fur the humans’ negligence. *Sigh*
Geez. A kat’s work is never done!😾