Sometimes a kat just wakes up knowing it’s going to be a bad day…
* darts under bed *
The human woke up and bounced out of bed early today and went to grab herself a cup of coffee and spend some time in purrayer before starting the day. Little did she know she was about to discover a whole new reason to purray! 😹
I knew something was wrong when she pushed the button to brew, and turned around a few seconds later to grab her cup and said,
“Are you kidding me? REALLY?”
She looked at her empty cup, checked everything, and tried again. The Keurig sputtered, splashed, and groaned, but not a drop fell into her cup. Then it decided to turn itself off.
She turned it on and tried again.
It groaned, splashed and sputtered, and turned itself off again.
*hiding behind the blinds*
“Now listen here, you lazy chunk of plastic,…”
And so, fur the next hour or so, the human went through the owner’s manual, and tried everything possible, but still had an empty cup.
So what did this mean fur me? LATE BREAKFAST!😾
No little paper umbrella in my water, no tuna flakes sprinkled on my fancy feast, no nip – no morning snuggles, no brushing – but of course, the moron remembered to wipe my eyes and put eyedrops in them! *tail FLAP!*
Lucky fur me, she decided to walk to the Creature’s house and use their Keurig – or I might have had to actually CATCH my breakfast this morning! 🙀
Oh the HORRORS!
(Memorial service planned fur 6:00 pm tonight).