Okay, Dudes – I can’t believe we have to go through this whole bit again, but some of you humans still insist on wanting a dog!
Really? *Sighs LOUDLY *
Alright, let’s try this ONE MORE TIME…. *tail FLAP!*
Note: We kats don’t eat crayons. We just slap them all over the house to make it more challenging fur the little creatures to find them and leave all those drawings on the walls. You’re welcome. Reason 3.) They destroy the house when they get bored.
Note: We kats have less intrusive ways of entertaining ourselves when we’re bored – like picking on the dog, and shredding your drapes – (only to make them look better, of course).
Reason 4.) They eat our nip and then act even more stupid (hard to believe, I know).
Note: We kats never break things -(unless they’re tacky and need replaced – in other words, free decorating help)…you’re welcome (again).
Reason 10.) Again- the kat won’t like it! 😾
🐥 Memes courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐥