Published September 22, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings Humans, Fleabags and Fuzzballs! This is Shrimp bringing you a special report from KAT 9 NEWS.

🔹Disturbing new kat haircuts irritating felines everywhere 

It seems that some of your well-meaning humans are taking grooming just a little too far…

As in our first example, “The Rainbow Kitty.”

We attempted to interview “rainbow kitty,” but since none of our reporters could catch her, we enlisted a K9 officer to help us locate her. Sadly, he is recovering in ICU at the animal hospital. 

Example # 2 We did our best to also locate “Leo the Lion,” but in spite of countless bags of treats, no one was able to coax him out from under the bed- (But rumor has it that he wasn’t thrilled with his new do).

Example #3


Okay, our reporters won’t even appuroach “Doggie kitty -” their life insurance won’t pay enough!

And, yet another unhappy kat….example #4

  And ANOTHER example, #5


So, there you have it – the latest trend in “kat haircuts.”

We purrsonally can’t help but agree with Sir Fluffster (below), who escaped his groomer when he figured out what was happening…

 Well said, Sir Fluffster!
This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Good day.

🐭 Photos courtesy of Pinterest & Cheezeburger 🐭


18 comments on “KAT 9 NEWS SPECIAL REPORT

  • This is a crime against our species that we must not tolerate! Frickin’ Neanderthal humans who think this is funny must have parents from the same litter. If I were one of these traumatized kitties I would wait until the human responsible for authorizing this kind of mutilation of our regal feline fur was asleep, approach quietly with newly sharpened claws, and proceed to ‘gift’ them a badass ‘tattoo’ across their face for all to view and enjoy. See then how THEY feel sporting across their forehead a new tattoo that reads ‘DIRTY LITTER SNIFFER’, along with a large crap artistically carved on to one cheek and a kitty butthole on the other. I wonder if they will come out from under the bed or go out anymore?! Maybe if they are subjected to a similar humiliation permanently on them the rest of their life, they will think twice before embarrassing a fellow feline! MEWHAHAHA!


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