Monday at the kat dating website

Greetings Humans,Fleabags and Fuzzballs! 😺 ☕ 

 

Well, since it’s Monday, I decided I needed something (besides coffee)- to get my day off to a good start. 

Since I haven’t found boyfriend #332,103 yet, I decided to visit my favorite kat dating website one more time.

Here’s how it went: 

 
💗 My name is Shrimp, and I’m a lovely Tortie girl who loves lounging in sunpuddles, chasing dragonflies, manufacturing hairballs, and digging up flowerbeds. 

Looking fur a handsome man kat fur a nice romantic mouse dinner (with a dish of cream, and a kat nip garnish).💗💚💛

Well, here are some of the responses I got right away;

 
Name: Simon

Occupation: kat tree tester

Simon seemed purrfect – until he started talking about his 40 kittens spread all over the United States and Canada! 😾 NEXT!

 Name: Ray 

Occupation: Mime 

Ray was handsome, but his obsession with miming was more than a little disturbing. And not only was his harmonica “invisible,” his intelligence was too.

 Name: Scratchy 

Occupation: Undecided 

Oh YAY. NEXT!

 Name: Spiffy

Occupation: Box tester

Well now,… I think that box does contain awesome! 

 Name: Luke

Occupation: BUG zapper

Luke seems okay, but he hates tuna, he has a record in 3 different states fur “crimes against birds” – (and he snores).

 Name: Jenkins

Occupation: Service kat & Butler 

Hmm… “Service kat” and he knows how to open the door! 😺 Tuna every night fur dinner, and he may even rub my paws!

  

Name: “Batkat”

Occupation: Batman wannabe

Uh huh. *yawn*

 Name: Tom

Occupation: Mouser

Well now, there’s a catch! And he’s bringing dinner!!😺 *tummy rumbles*

Hmmmmm…who to pick?

What do you think?

🐭 Photos courtesy of Pinterest & Cheezeburger 🐭