Greetings Humans,Fleabags and Fuzzballs! 😺 ☕
Well, since it’s Monday, I decided I needed something (besides coffee)- to get my day off to a good start.
Since I haven’t found boyfriend #332,103 yet, I decided to visit my favorite kat dating website one more time.
Here’s how it went:
Looking fur a handsome man kat fur a nice romantic mouse dinner (with a dish of cream, and a kat nip garnish).💗💚💛
Well, here are some of the responses I got right away;
Occupation: kat tree tester
Simon seemed purrfect – until he started talking about his 40 kittens spread all over the United States and Canada! 😾 NEXT!
Ray was handsome, but his obsession with miming was more than a little disturbing. And not only was his harmonica “invisible,” his intelligence was too.
Oh YAY. NEXT!
Occupation: Box tester
Well now,… I think that box does contain awesome!
Occupation: BUG zapper
Luke seems okay, but he hates tuna, he has a record in 3 different states fur “crimes against birds” – (and he snores).
Occupation: Service kat & Butler
Hmm… “Service kat” and he knows how to open the door! 😺 Tuna every night fur dinner, and he may even rub my paws!
Occupation: Batman wannabe
Uh huh. *yawn*
Well now, there’s a catch! And he’s bringing dinner!!😺 *tummy rumbles*
Hmmmmm…who to pick?
What do you think?
🐭 Photos courtesy of Pinterest & Cheezeburger 🐭