Greetings Humans, Fleabags, and Fuzzballs! 😺 ☕
It’s time fur another one of my famous lists of things kats hate. We have a purrty long list, so you humans take notes! Pillows that mock us. Expecting us to sleep on dirty laundry. We don’t need to smell your stinky socks!😾 Dumb dogs. Rules (Except fur ours). Dogs in our hot tub (or anywhere). When you drink your coffee before we get a chance to! Uncooperative fish. *tail FLAP!* When you don’t leave a mint (or treat) on our pillow! *Rude humans!*😾 Not getting our target purractice. Rude comments about our yoga poses!😾
Purroblems getting our pizzas delivered.