MEWHAHAHA! Now it’s a FACT we Kats have better logic compared to our humans. Get this: my human gets out a cleaning implement to sweep/swiffer/vacuum up purrfectly good cat nip off the floor from when I ripped open a toy mousie!?!? She says she doesn’t want it tracked all over the house by people’s feet or shoes?! What kind of frickin’ illogical sense, not to mention waste and rudeness is this?! After all the work I did to bunny kick the mousie to death and spill its nip guts out for everyone to enjoy, she wants to suck it up before anyone can get high?! RUDE! Then there’s the throwing out of unenjoyed, delicious nip made from the natural environment- talk about waste and not recycling! POLLUTER!!
So as you can see Shrimp my human’s logic is inferior to we felines, I rest my case.
Frickin’ morons!
-Clove
MOL!😹 OH you poor thing! Having to live with such an IDIOT! *Shakes head * Well, I’d invite you to come live with me, but my human would make yours seem like a Flippin GENIUS!😹
MEWHAHAHA! What a burdened life we lead with such slow humans! Although I will admit I think having a moron is easier than a genius as a genius is more likely to question our authority, whereas the average human moron tends to go along willingly, especially if you use positive reinforcements like purrs and headbonks. My human moron is easy to schmooz, I simply have to mew questioningly to her, rub up against her legs so she thinks you are dependent on her, and I instantly have her in my paw where I want her. If she were a genius she might doubt my reliance on her for noms and expect me to serve myself. *shakes in horror* I would love to come visit sometime but if your human is a frickin’ genius compared to my frickin’ moron, then I’m worried that might be frickin’ too much work for me!
I am laughing SO hard! I can relate to so many of these it isn’t even funny!!! I especially Love the one about the counter .. tee hee ….. You’ve reminded me I don’t laugh enough. Thank you, Shrimp!!! Cause for celebration! I found a GOOD VET! YYAYAYAYAY!!!! My nightmares are over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Mom, BonZo ❤
You kats are a tough bunch.. Have you been taking care of your family?
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Why of course! 😺 They’re obedient slaves!
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MEWHAHAHA! Now it’s a FACT we Kats have better logic compared to our humans. Get this: my human gets out a cleaning implement to sweep/swiffer/vacuum up purrfectly good cat nip off the floor from when I ripped open a toy mousie!?!? She says she doesn’t want it tracked all over the house by people’s feet or shoes?! What kind of frickin’ illogical sense, not to mention waste and rudeness is this?! After all the work I did to bunny kick the mousie to death and spill its nip guts out for everyone to enjoy, she wants to suck it up before anyone can get high?! RUDE! Then there’s the throwing out of unenjoyed, delicious nip made from the natural environment- talk about waste and not recycling! POLLUTER!!
So as you can see Shrimp my human’s logic is inferior to we felines, I rest my case.
Frickin’ morons!
-Clove
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MOL!😹 OH you poor thing! Having to live with such an IDIOT! *Shakes head * Well, I’d invite you to come live with me, but my human would make yours seem like a Flippin GENIUS!😹
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MEWHAHAHA! What a burdened life we lead with such slow humans! Although I will admit I think having a moron is easier than a genius as a genius is more likely to question our authority, whereas the average human moron tends to go along willingly, especially if you use positive reinforcements like purrs and headbonks. My human moron is easy to schmooz, I simply have to mew questioningly to her, rub up against her legs so she thinks you are dependent on her, and I instantly have her in my paw where I want her. If she were a genius she might doubt my reliance on her for noms and expect me to serve myself. *shakes in horror* I would love to come visit sometime but if your human is a frickin’ genius compared to my frickin’ moron, then I’m worried that might be frickin’ too much work for me!
-Clove
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I get it- dude – she’s too much work for me too! *tail FLAP!*
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hahaha…gotta be funny! MOL
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Hehehe!😸 Have a pawsome day dudes!!
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I am laughing SO hard! I can relate to so many of these it isn’t even funny!!! I especially Love the one about the counter .. tee hee ….. You’ve reminded me I don’t laugh enough. Thank you, Shrimp!!! Cause for celebration! I found a GOOD VET! YYAYAYAYAY!!!! My nightmares are over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Mom, BonZo ❤
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Oh my kats!! 😺 How wonderful! I’m so happy fur you (and your babies)! And so glad I could make you laugh!
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💞🌹💞
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Roxy is like Pickles bwahahahahahahahahaha 🙂 loves Fozziemum
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MOL! 😸 Glad you enjoyed it sweetie!
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so funny and Ty so much for the chuckle.
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You’re welcome sweetie!💜
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