Today I have an urgent weather forecast fur you all –
KAT 9 NEWS radar has located both a hurricaine and a tornado headed this way – there’s a 70 purrcent chance of the hurricaine hitting over the next few hours while at the same time, hot on the heels of “Hurricane Kade,” a pink tornado has also been spotted wreaking wherever havoc it goes.
So get ready to lock up the windows and doors and refrigerator, because there’s a 99% chance of chaos, breakage, and irritation headed your way (sorry dudes)!
Here’s how the hurricaine looks on the radar….
It looks like it’s just getting started here…
Oh my FLEAS! It’s worse than I thought! SEE YA!
…(This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS!)!
*ZOOMS UNDER the bed *