Greetings Furiends, Fuzzballs and Fleabags! ☕
This is Shrimp coming to you today with a special report from KAT 9 NEWS.
Is it true that kats only sleep all day?
Fur years humans have assumed that we kats do nothing but sleep (and eat). So we at KAT 9 NEWS decided to investigate fur ourselves.
Of course, we also have very busy napping schedules to maintain, so it was tricky at first – but we relied on that good old human solution – (coffee)- to help us hang in there so we could bring you the truth.
Once we started our investigation, it took no time at all to disprove that idea.
Take a look at what we found;
“Spiffy & Prissy” – hard at work fur the neighborhood (bird) watch purrogram.
PURRivate Investigator “PURRlock Holmes” – working hard to break “the case of the missing nip”…
“Bugsy the Intervener”- hard at work ridding his humans of those pesky telephone solicitors.
“Hiss”- full time skate board instructor relaxing after a long day of teaching his humans’ teenage Creature how to use the dumb thing.
“PURRincess the dog planner” (hey, humans have wedding planners, we have dog planners)!
“Ditzy the dishwasher.” He even dries!
And last, but not least – “Storm” – the dog addiction counselor.
Yes, as unbelievable as it sounds, there are appurently dog – addicted people out there. *Shakes head*
This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Good day.
🐭 Photos courtesy of Cheezeburger 🐭