Why you don’t need a dog

  

Greetings Furiends –

Speaking as an intelligent kat, I have to say I just don’t understand why in kats’ name anyone would want a dog!

I mean, we kats are not only loveable, and beautiful, and intelligent, but we’re also good fur your health too -(unless you feed us cheap food, take away our nip, bathe us, clip our claws, wipe our eyes, or any one of a number of other things that tick us off).

And anyway, why would anyone want a whining, barking glob of dog hair? I mean, Dude- see fur yourself!

  
  Why the flea would anyone wanna look at that face every day?

 

Or that face… (Scary)!

 

And then there’s all that drool,… 

 

And look – this idiot LIKES WATER! 

 

And the morons aren’t even picky enough to demand Fancy Feast  – now what does that say about their intelligence?

 

Dude – a kat could’ve done it without wrecking the house… 

 

Riiiiiiiiiiight. 

 

See what I mean?

  

MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!    😹 

  

I rest my case.

  

See? Why take THAT when you could have this?

  

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