Why you don’t need a dog 

Published April 27, 2015 by hairballexpress


Greetings Furiends –

Speaking as an intelligent kat, I have to say I just don’t understand why in kats’ name anyone would want a dog!

I mean, we kats are not only loveable, and beautiful, and intelligent, but we’re also good fur your health too -(unless you feed us cheap food, take away our nip, bathe us, clip our claws, wipe our eyes, or any one of a number of other things that tick us off).

And anyway, why would anyone want a whining, barking glob of dog hair? I mean, Dude- see fur yourself!

  Why the flea would anyone wanna look at that face every day?


Or that face… (Scary)!


And then there’s all that drool,… 


And look – this idiot LIKES WATER! 


And the morons aren’t even picky enough to demand Fancy Feast  – now what does that say about their intelligence?


Dude – a kat could’ve done it without wrecking the house… 




See what I mean?


MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!    😹 


I rest my case.


See? Why take THAT when you could have this?


🐠 Photos courtesy of Pinterest & Cheezeburger 🐠


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