Greetings Humans, Fleabags and Fuzzballs! This is Shrimp with KAT 9 NEWS coming to you with today’s special report.
“Pugsy Malone” arrested
This morning authorities caught up with a well known Gangster dog that they’ve been hunting fur months.
“Pugsy Malone” was hunted relentlessly by the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation), fur money laundering until a tip was called in today by “Someone who used to work with him.”
Digby Dogg spilled the biscuits on his old buddy, confessing that he used to bury the money in the backyard of the kats that lived next door.
That is, until the kats caught him –
Since there are three eyewitnesses, (and kats never lie) – the FBI says it’s likely that old “Pugsy Malone” will spend a few years in the pound.
FBI AGENT Lloud Mowzer:
“Yep- old Pugsy is going away to a maximum security pound fur at least 7 years – we’ve got him fur money laundering, shredding couches, eating slippers, chasing kats, and biting Creatures. We’ve been after this dude fur along time.”
This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Good Day!
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