Well, I had a lazy Caturday – and my secret plan to keep the human all to my furry little self worked like a charm! 😹
The human opened up the windows to listen to the chirping of the baby bluejays that were hopping around in our cherry tree – and I was hoping she’d let me catch them fur her…. But oh no, “leave them alone!” she said. Flippin moron! 😾
So she got her coffee and settled down in the bedroom all set to enjoy the sunshine streaming in and the cheery song of my would – be – breakfast.
Then I heard the familiar sound of CREATURE FOOTPRINTS HEADED OUR WAY! *(Darts inside, runs under bed)*
The Creature and its Daddy brought by some strawberry plants fur the human -(nothing fur the KAT)!
So after the Pink Tornado and its Dad left, I stalked outside to investigate the “strawberry plants”- to make sure they weren’t some kat trap the Creature had devised….
They looked innocent enough – but they didn’t smell like strawberries at all – I think I’ll have to keep checking those suspicious plants out so I can stay one step ahead of the Creature…
I found a cozy spot in the grass under the lawn chair to play gargoyle fur awhile – just to make sure those “strawberries” weren’t going to jump up and come after me or something, but soon I was getting sleepy.
So I tricked the human into going inside by letting her know in no uncertain terms that she hadn’t brushed me or given me treats yet (slacker)!
Then, I waited until she brushed me and feed me treats, and when she reached for her Bible to read while she had her coffee, I stretched out on top of it!! 😹
The moron finally figured out that she wasn’t going to be able to see through me – (and I wasn’t moving), so she finally decided to take the hint and play with me!
When I was ready, I told her to back off and I purrtended to go to sleep (because then she would lay down on her tummy next to me to read -) and of course, my purring put her to sleep!! MWAHAHAHA!😹
300 points fur the KAT!😸