KAT 9 NEWS SPECIAL REPORT

Greetings Furiends –

This is Shrimp coming to you this morning with a special report from KAT 9 NEWS. 

Well furiends, we have some puzzling news to report today. 

Dogs rebelling against owners 

It seems that “Man’s best furiend” has had a change of heart recently, as we’ve had reports of dogs rebelling against their owners –  

No one knows why this has happened – but dogs are challenging their owners at play and in other ways as well –

 

 

Could this be some side effect of their flea treatment, or some strange new virus? 

That’s the question experts are debating – but we here at KAT 9 NEWS think it’s just a doggone shame! 😹

And in other news,

KATS DIAGNOSED WITH A.D.D.

Humans are becoming increasingly concerned as more and more kats are being diagnosed with a condition previously reserved fur human creatures only.

 

However, unlike human creatures, Kats aren’t really bothered by the condition – in fact, we – Uh – I mean, they – actually enjoy it!

And, last but not least – 

Is A.D.D. Transmitted by human creatures?

 

That’s the latest theory from researchers at PURRnell University.

They tested 600 kats who had been exposed to human creatures fur 30 days at a time, and found that 99.9% of kats who were exposed returned to their staff with signs of Ambition Deficit Disorder – signs including;

• An irresistible urge to scratch creatures (or dogs – whichever…)
• Lethargy 
• Excessive sleepiness 
• The constant desire to eat 
• A growng tendency to flap their tails 
• A tendency to climb drapes 
• A habit of hiding from any Creature that comes within 50 ft of the house 
• An addiction to nip. 

Critics who disagree say that these symptoms don’t signal A.D.D. They claim that these symptoms are normal  kat behaviors. 

We here at KAT 9 NEWS, think that’s ridiculous, *(tail FLAP)!* / *(reaches under bed fur nip stash)*

This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Good Day. 

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