Greetings Furiends –
This is Shrimp coming to you this morning with a special report from KAT 9 NEWS.
Well furiends, we have some puzzling news to report today.
Dogs rebelling against owners
It seems that “Man’s best furiend” has had a change of heart recently, as we’ve had reports of dogs rebelling against their owners –
No one knows why this has happened – but dogs are challenging their owners at play and in other ways as well –
Could this be some side effect of their flea treatment, or some strange new virus?
That’s the question experts are debating – but we here at KAT 9 NEWS think it’s just a doggone shame! 😹
And in other news,
KATS DIAGNOSED WITH A.D.D.
Humans are becoming increasingly concerned as more and more kats are being diagnosed with a condition previously reserved fur human creatures only.
However, unlike human creatures, Kats aren’t really bothered by the condition – in fact, we – Uh – I mean, they – actually enjoy it!
And, last but not least –
Is A.D.D. Transmitted by human creatures?
That’s the latest theory from researchers at PURRnell University.
They tested 600 kats who had been exposed to human creatures fur 30 days at a time, and found that 99.9% of kats who were exposed returned to their staff with signs of Ambition Deficit Disorder – signs including;
- An irresistible urge to scratch creatures (or dogs – whichever…)
- Excessive sleepiness
- The constant desire to eat
- A growng tendency to flap their tails
- A tendency to climb drapes
- A habit of hiding from any Creature that comes within 50 ft of the house
- An addiction to nip.
Critics who disagree say that these symptoms don’t signal A.D.D. They claim that these symptoms are normal kat behaviors.
We here at KAT 9 NEWS, think that’s ridiculous, *(tail FLAP)!* / *(reaches under bed fur nip stash)*
This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Good Day.
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