Greetings Furiends! I’m feeling a little derpy today…
You see, fur the last few days, the Creature has been here all day – (flippin spring break)!😾
It’s been flying around chasing fairies, yanking flowers out of the yard, doing the My Little Pony prance, and – delivering kittens. Yep.
Not just any kittens – Siberian white tiger “kittens”….only one kitten – appurently, “Mommy tiger” hadn’t really planned on having kittens at all.
Not surprising since Mommy Dearest is A STUFFED Siberian white tiger who until this morning was resting peacefully in the humans’ bedroom closet where it has been fur at least a year. (And fur good reason – that thing freaks me out)!
Behold, the “kitten!”
The Creature made a “crib” fur it from a laundry basket with a sofa pillow and a fleece blankie- (one of MY fleece blankies)! *(pout)*
Then she comforted and brushed “Mama kitty” while the baby “nursed,” and she began to question the human asking, “how do babies get in your tummy anyway? And doesn’t it hurt when the Doctor rips your stomach apart and breaks it in half to get the baby out? And how do they fix you after the baby’s out?”
The human said, “Ask your Mom and Dad…”
“But WHY? Don’t you know?”
*(rolling on floor belly up, purring)* 😹
“Come on, just TELL ME!”
*(human suddenly gets an urgent need for a cup of hot tea)*
Meanwhile, “Mommy kat” buys a ticket fur one to Siberia- and the human decides that’s a great idea…