Greetings Furiends, Fuzzballs and Fleabags!
Well, it’s Flippin Monday again and already it’s been a rotten morning!
Why? Glad you asked.
First, I thought I was going to be a good kitty and spare the human that annoying alarm clock going off on her phone at 5:00 am, so I walked across her head and batted her on the nose to wake her up at 3:45 (just to be sure I wouldn’t be walking her up too late).
You would think she’d appreciate that, but oh, no!
She muttered some nonsense about having the day off and just turned over and went back to sleep!
See, here’s the deal – she may have the day off from the Creature, but she didn’t check MY schedule fur her! 😾
Time to whip out the claws…
So, I walked over her head again to the other side and gave her nose a few good nibbles, and she sat up and looked at her phone and went back to sleep – of all the nerve! *(tail FLAP)!*
When she did finally get up – (at Flippin 8:30)- my Fancy Feast was 3 1/2 hours late, she furgot my dish of cream, AND it was past my favorite time to go outside and had started to rain!
Then the moron decided she had to wipe my eyes, clean my ears, clip my claws, and give me a Flippin BATH!
And then the batteries died in my favorite toy, and to add insult to injury she decided to bring out the electronic beast because I “shed too much!”😾
It’s gonna be a long day, human!😾
Humand can be so unappreciative.
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😾I know! The Flippin NERVE!
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What a terrible start to your week!
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I know! Flippin moron human!
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Life is unfair.
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That’s fur sure!😾
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Hey, look at it the good way:
The week can hardly get any worse than this – unless you are scheduled for a visit to the vet .. Ooops, sorry, did not mean to give your human ideas.
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VET??!! HISSSSS!!😾
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Yes, but that is the only thing that came to mind that could worsen the week.
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Well that would do it!😾
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Ali says oh no Shrimp-we need to riot!!!
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I’ll have my staff call your staff,..
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Wow! The indignity! Bo and Kobi
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One of these days I’m gonna fire that human!
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That’s it! You just gotta fire this human, Shrimp. Simple as that. And just as I wrote these words I look up and this is what YOU say too? Get out!! Pack your bags this instant and come on over. The front door is open just fur you even though it is so cold outside. See how much I LOVE you??? Poor poor poor baby!! Love, Mom BonZo
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*packing my mice and nip,and teddy bears, and balls, and litterbox,and treats, and Fancy Feast, and…-*
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*horrified look* And? OK. I’m sitting down now ….
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Hehe -don’t worry, I’m leaving the spiders here….
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OH MY! I just may have to do a sweep of your personal belongings just to make sure no spiders are with you. … Sorry, Shrimp. Can I trust you?
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Why of course! You can always trust a kat! (where do you keep the roses, by the way…)?😼
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On second thought …..
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MOL!! 😹
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You are such a scoundrel. You could never leave your human no matter how much you complain about her! MOL!
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Hehehe! That’s because I have her wrapped around my paws!
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Multiply that by 14 and you will get my Life! Hehehehehe Yep, know all about how SPOILED you KATS are!
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Hehe!! We rule with an iron paw!😹
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You gave up too soon. I nudge mom forever until she gets very mad and than she sleep walks to the cat food and feeds me. She than sleep walks back to bed and sleeps til I wake her up again.
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I did that once. The human was so out of it she served me coffee! *(rolls eyes)*😹
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LOL
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MOL!😸
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Nothing worse than clipping a Kat’s nails… If I gave Toonce a bath, I’d be on a liquid diet following a week in the ICU.. I don’t have enough life insurance.
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MWAHAHAHA!!😹
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Well butter me on both sides and call me a crumpet..how rude Shrimp! and my that profile pic looks like a dead ringer for Marbles the other day..freaky!! ..insert emoji of choice here…….loves Fozziemum xx
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MWAHAHAHA! I love you,human!💜
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Hahaaahah love ya back sweetums 🙂 ❤
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*Trills* 💚🌸
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Emojis to you too 🙂
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Hehehe!
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HAHAHA 🙂 XX
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😸
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I GIVE UP…hahahahaha 🙂 xx
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Now, if I could just get the Creature to do that!!😺
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No chance…just sayin 😉 xx
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Flippin Creature!😾
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bWAHAAAHAH l) XX
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MOL!
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I can sooo relate to your mood but on my Tuesday!!
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That works. Tuesday is Mondays s
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(Monday’s ugly sister)!
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Yep, this most definitely mean WAR! How dare she neglect you like this! How dare she get up this late! This is outrageous! You could have STARVED!! 🙀 (*tail flaps*) 😾 Well, well, well… looks like it’s time for some shedding / shredding / biting / coughing up hairballs on the expensive carpet / spilling the food / knocking things over / messing up the house… MWAHAHAHAHAHA!! Have fun, sweetie! 😉
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Hey… You’ve got a point there – MWAHAHAHA!😼
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Mol!😹
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😺🌹💗
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