Oh my KATS!
The Creature is sick – that means I have to be extra careful to stay out of sight – the Creature always wants something warm and fuzzy when she doesn’t feel good… and even when she does, dangit!
You’d think that she’d head fur one of her 600 stuffed unicorns, bears, kats, ponies, raccoons, dogs or fuzzy blankies- but oh no – she wants the KAT!🙀
And not just any kat – it’s gotta be a beautiful, silky soft, ultra furry, ultra sweet and ultra smart kat – (me)!
Of course, honestly I can’t blame her – (I am purrty pawsome)- but FUR KATS’ SAKE! *(tail FLAP)!* Being so cute is such a curse!
And of course, the human has her paws full trying to keep it entertained… But today even a new box of crayons and a new box of colored pencils isn’t doing it.
And the human has been extra friendly with her Keurig this morning – she’s visited it at least 6 times since 5:30 this morning when she (literally) stumbled out of bed.
I think she’s married to that thing… ☕💗
Poor little Creature feels so miserable even I feel sorry fur her (almost)-
But then she hears the jingle of that flippin bell the human put on my collar and all of a sudden I’m running fur my life! 😾
Meanwhile, she’s so busy tending to the Creature that she’s only brushed me ONCE today (Flippin KAT ABUSE)!
Well, at least she remembered to feed me….so far!
*(pout)*
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Nothing worst than a Kat Kold.. Runny Kat nose.. You stay clear Shrimp. I hope the creature gets better. Hopefully it’s just a Kid Kold! Poor human.. Six cups of Joe! Talk about skiddy kitty.
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MOL! That poor human needs all the help she can get!😹
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Ah, the curse of being served by a grandmother. You should have chosen a crazy old cat lady like myself! You know, they are over 40, single, no kids, cats …
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Yes, but I’ve already invested FIVE FLIPPIN years into training this moron…😾
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Well, I won’t even need training, darling …
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😺*(packing up my litterbox & nip)!*
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This is a mostly valerian household, but nip is not discouraged. What ever makes you happy, dear.
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Dude. Could ya send one of those roos over here to pick me up?
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I do not have any kangaroos – I am living in Germany, not Australia.
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Oh – DANGIT!😾 *(Googleing “KAT rocket ticket prices to Germany)*
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The curse of being so beautiful and soft and cuddly. OH my!! You poor poor baby. I’m with ^^^^^ the yes man. You don’t need a kat cold, no way, so no matter how much that Creature runs for you, you run in the opposite direction. Your poor human must be tearing her lovin’ hair out trying to entertain the cyclone of perpetual motion. While your human is busy with the Creature, grab the human’s phone and talk to all your friends for comfort reasons. BIG (((HUGS))) Mom BonZo
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MWAHAHAHA!😹 THAT reminds me – Of beget do tomorrow’s blog post while that moron is distracted! Once she goes home it’s a shower then taking care of ME, and brushing me, and playing with me – then making dinner,dishes, and spending time with human #2, and she falls asleep as soon as she’s quiet fur a few minutes! Flippin human
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Now you are having ME say OH MY FLEAS! I am laughing SO hard. This is exactly what my KATS are saying about me today …. flippin human! Here I promised them I would play with them and what do I do? I crash on the couch watchin’ a movie. And then of all the nerve, I went for a walk, and then talk on here …. I really slipped up today, Shrimp, and oh boy, I am in big trouble. I just know I will have at least 8 KATS on my bed tonight suffoKATing me! I know it! *wringing hands in distress!*
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Uh oh – (is your life insurance paid)?😹
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The last time I checked it was. MOL It wasn’t so bad last night … I managed to live. GRIN!
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Whew! That’s a relief! They must REALLY like you! Mol!
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Poor little Creature. I do hope she is feeling much better. As for Kat Creature, yes, you definitely are beautiful. When little human Creatures are ill, only the most beautiful Kat will do. And last but not least, here’s a treat for Mom of Creatures, ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️. I’ll send fresh in the morning.
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😺 why thank you sweetie!! You made our furry little day!!☕☕
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What? The CREATURE has to go to the vet’s too!? OH MY KATS!! Poor little thing! We feel sorry for her (almost)… We hope she didn’t get a flea treatment? Or a claw trimming!! 🙀
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No they didn’t give it flea treatment – it’s still here!😾*(sigh).*
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DANGIT!!!! Vets are such spoil sports!!! 😾😾
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I know! No Flippin cooperation with the KAT!😾
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.*Tail FLAP!*
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PEEEEE ESSSS: We hope the CREATURE feels better soon! ❤
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Oh she’s all better now – now the human’s sick!*(tail FLAP)!*
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What a bummer! 😾 So… does that mean that YOU have to take care of the human now instead of her taking care of you (as she should be)!?!? Who will be pampering YOU now??? Man, life’s just NOT fair!! (*tail flaps*)
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I know – Flippin human!😾*(tail FLAP)!*
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