Creature Feature 

Published March 10, 2015 by hairballexpress

Oh my KATS!

The Creature is sick – that means I have to be extra careful to stay out of sight – the Creature always wants something warm and fuzzy when she doesn’t feel good… and even when she does, dangit!

You’d think that she’d head fur one of her 600 stuffed unicorns, bears, kats, ponies, raccoons, dogs or fuzzy blankies- but oh no – she wants the KAT!🙀 

And not just any kat – it’s gotta be a beautiful, silky soft, ultra furry, ultra sweet and ultra smart kat – (me)!

Of course, honestly I can’t blame her – (I am purrty pawsome)- but FUR KATS’ SAKE!  *(tail FLAP)!*  Being so cute is such a curse!

And of course, the human has her paws full trying to keep it entertained… But today even a new box of crayons and a new box of colored pencils isn’t doing it. 

And the human has been extra friendly with her Keurig this morning – she’s visited it at least 6 times since 5:30 this morning when she (literally) stumbled out of bed.

I think she’s married to that thing… ☕💗

Poor little Creature feels so miserable even I feel sorry fur her (almost)-

But then she hears the jingle of that flippin bell the human put on my collar and all of a sudden I’m running fur my life! 😾 

Meanwhile, she’s so busy tending to the Creature that she’s only brushed me ONCE today (Flippin KAT ABUSE)!

Well, at least she remembered to feed me….so far!



29 comments on “Creature Feature 

  • Nothing worst than a Kat Kold.. Runny Kat nose.. You stay clear Shrimp. I hope the creature gets better. Hopefully it’s just a Kid Kold! Poor human.. Six cups of Joe! Talk about skiddy kitty.

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  • The curse of being so beautiful and soft and cuddly. OH my!! You poor poor baby. I’m with ^^^^^ the yes man. You don’t need a kat cold, no way, so no matter how much that Creature runs for you, you run in the opposite direction. Your poor human must be tearing her lovin’ hair out trying to entertain the cyclone of perpetual motion. While your human is busy with the Creature, grab the human’s phone and talk to all your friends for comfort reasons. BIG (((HUGS))) Mom BonZo

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  • Poor little Creature. I do hope she is feeling much better. As for Kat Creature, yes, you definitely are beautiful. When little human Creatures are ill, only the most beautiful Kat will do. And last but not least, here’s a treat for Mom of Creatures, ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️. I’ll send fresh in the morning.

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