GOOD EVENING (or whatever).
This is Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. I have interrupted my usual play schedule to bring you this urgent special report.
Creature devises unorthodox use fur sidewalk chalk
Today the Creature broke out her new package of sidewalk chalk in order to plot her latest scheme against me and every other furry thing on 4 legs within her vicinity.
However, what started out as a simple plot to gather every animal she could get her paws on, somehow evolved into a grand redecorating scheme following the script of Frozen.
According to the Creature, “Elsa” (who has ice powers) suddenly arrived uninvited in her yard today in the middle of her plotting and scheming, fur no purrpose but to “freeze” the poor innocent wrought iron lawnchair that sat in the yard fur the last 6 years minding it’s own business.
Apparently not content to simply freeze the black iron chair into a frosty blue hunk of ice, “Elsa” purrceeded to also zap the Creature in her frosty frolic in an attempt to freeze her solid (purrobably to shut her up).
Oh dear. Whatever shall we do.
The Creature of course, immediately ran inside to alert the human, spreading icy blue “frozen dust” all over the freshly vacuumed house as she ran into the (freshly scrubbed) bathroom to “thaw her hands” with some warm water.
The human was not amused.
Now, back to my nap . 💤 *(snore)*💤
This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Good Day (or whatever).