KAT 9 NEWS SPECIAL REPORT

Published February 18, 2015 by hairballexpress

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Greetings Humans, Fleabags and Fuzzballs.This is Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS.

AL Catpone captured

Good news today fur the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) – Famed KAT Gangster AL Catpone was captured today in a back alley someplace in Chicago – (hey, Frank- it WAS Chicago, right)?

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Witnesses say he was arrested and taken to the pound from his yacht, the
Cat O’ Nine Tails, as agents searched fur 25 tons of catnip he was rumored to have on board.

UnFURtunately, the kats (FBI agents) sent to search fur the nip have yet to report back to the station.

Captured with Al Catpone was this kat,
“Bruiser,” thought to be one of Al’s most fearsome henchmen – but he claims that he was only the ‘pilot.’

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Also arrested was this kat, “Krusher,”
believed to have helped hide the nip on board the yacht.

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He denies all allegations and claims he is Al’s attorney.

Also arrested was this kat, “Socks,” who claims that he was only the “PURRsonnel Director, and knew nothing of Al’s day to day operations.

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And also arrested was this kat, “Stinkey”- who claims to have been Al’s accountant and says he will cooperate fully with the PURRlice in exchange fur immunity and half the nip confiscated.

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This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS – good day.

🐟Photos courtesy of Pinterest 🐟

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17 comments on “KAT 9 NEWS SPECIAL REPORT

  • 25 tons of CATNIP??? WOW!! Wish we had been on that yacht!! We wonder why the FBI kats sent to search fur the nip have yet to report back to the station??? Are they too busy having a nip pawty to report back or what??? (*tail flaps*) Purrs and tunas to ya! xx Roxy & Tigerlino ❀

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