KAT 9 NEWS SPECIAL REPORT

Published February 11, 2015 by hairballexpress

Greetings Humans, Fleabags and Fuzzballs-

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Today I bring you this Special Report from KAT 9 NEWS;

Lifeguard doesn’t guard

Are you one of those humans who love to go to the beach, or a public pool to swim?

Well, you might want to think twice if this lifeguard is on duty – after a few near – drownings, the PURRlice have determined that Lifeguard “Tiger” is only interested in guarding fish.

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This total lack of responsibility is shocking – and the PURRLICE are looking into charging the dude fur neglecting his duties- that is, once they figure out who will clean his litter box at the county jail.

And in other news…

Humans and their Creatures plot against kats

It seems humans and their Creatures have developed a plot against kats everywhere, with things called ‘window blinds.’

The humans claim these things are only used to PURRvent other humans from looking in their windows, but as these hidden camera images show, they are obviously nothing more than carefully designed kat traps.

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Shocking!

Watch out fur those blinds kats!

And you kats are going to LOVE this next story –

Kats feed up with dogs (getting fed first).

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Well that’s one way to fix it!

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And here’s another way!

This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Good day!

๐Ÿ˜บPhotos courtesy of Pinterest ๐Ÿ˜บ

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