<Greetings, Furiends, Fluffballs, & Fleabags!
This is Shrimp here, with an urgent Special Report:
SOURCES have just conFURmed that KATS all over America are suddenly being taken with what seems to be a form of temporary insanity as can be seen in some of the photos you’re about to see.
Warning: the following photos are graphic in nature and may be disturbing to most (feline) viewers.
The epidemic aPURRently started when this poor kat (fur reasons unknown to anybody but God), suddenly began to make furiends
with the creature in this photo. His “owners” say they can’t imagine what he was thinking.
This is a very sad and frightening event, as kats and humans alike are baffled as to what could possibly have caused this, since everyone knows kats avoid creatures at all costs.
Scientists and vets all over America are debating whether this is some strange new virus- but no one knows fur sure, because the KATS seem to be in PURRFECT health otherwise!
And as if that wasn’t scary enough, some kats are also beginning to commit the UNPARDONABLE kat sin of befriending….(brace yourselves)- DOGS!!!
Look at these disturbing images we found…(truly troubling)…
Oh my FLEAS!
Well, furiends, I have to say I’m just flippin flabbergasted. Let’s just say I hope they’re working on a VACCINE!
Tragic. Just tragic.
This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Good day.
hairballexpress 
how great to end your kat report on a leopard print! great reporting!
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Why thank you, Juan! You’re one of my FAVORITE humans! (And believe me, I don’t have many of those)….
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I used to be a Kat in another incarnation.. I like kibble and laser red dots…
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AHA! I KNEW IT!!😺
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I am sure that is just another version of MadCowDisease! It started in sheep and then went on to cows and humans, now it has reached the feline world.
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OH MY KATS! I’ll get my scientists busy on a flippin vaccine!!
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Shrimp, I am laughing SO hard. All of these pictures are darling, from a human’s stand of point. The one of the baby and the cat changing positions together I just OHHHHHH’ed out loud …. saying HOW CUTE! The ceiling cat, the cat standing to embrace the little child, oh, Shrimp, these are just darling! All of them. Now, I know from YOUR point of view these things are alarming. PURRhaps you and the Creature can learn how to um cuddle? Maybe? Being human and all, I LOVE when my KATS cuddle with me. Sometimes I have this big tail in my face as I am watching a movie. Now, that is a real bummer if you ask me! Yet, how else but to live? MOL (((HUGS)) Mom BonZo
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Oh MY KATS!! Don’t tell me it’s already spread to YOU TOO!!🙀
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*blush* Yes, I fear I have the virus, Shrimp. *wringing hands*
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Don’t worry- I’ve got my team of scientists working on a vaccine!💉
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Whew! Thank KATness!! I know I can depend on you, Shrimp. All is good! YAY!!!
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Don’t worry! Help is on the way! SUPERKAT Rocky doesn’t have it yet, does he??🙀
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Um, gee, well, KATdurnit! Yes he does! He is solid, and I am talking solid, as any SUPERKAT will be. He is known to jump from the floor right smack on my chest as I am laying down on the couch, sticks his bum in my face, as if to say “Hey, Mom, smell me! I smell SO good!” and as I gasp for air, GULP GULP, I delicately rearrange his body so his bum is not directly under my nose. I am premium purroperty you know. When I lay down, my KATS fight over who gets to lay on me and where. Sometimes up to 4 Kats on me or in between my legs or snuggled up next to my side. Imagine that? Hurry with that vaccine, Shrimp. I mean, really, I cannot even watch a movie without getting suffoKATed. HELP!
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“SuffoKATed!!” MWAHAHAHA!
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*helplessly KATured by laughter* See? I’m teaching you new words, Shrimpee …. MOL!!!!
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MOL! I LOVE THAT ONE!
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I aim to please the KAT. No worries, I shall continue to do so. It is you know, my station in Life to do so.
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Well said, human. Now IF ONLY the idiots around here would figure that out!😾
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Um, no comment. Hehehehehehe
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MWhahahaha!!!😸
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OH MY CATS!! What? Kats being furriends with CREATURES AND DOGS??? This is just downright WRONG!! OH NOOOO! Let’s just hope we don’t catch that dangerous virus! Meowf…uh oh… 🙀
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OH MY FLEAS!! You too?? Working on a vaccine now!! 💉💊
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HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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🙀😿💉💉Working feverishly!!
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THANKS, SWEETIE!! 😜
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😸No PURRoblem!
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LOL :). Thanks for the laugh.
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You’re very welcome!
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OMC! Those are too funny!
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Why thank you!! 🌹🌹🌹
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I certainly hope you have not been cross contaminated in some way. I hope you stay well and don’t contract whatever disease this is. Creatures and dogs. Oh, the horror.
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Oh you have no idea how horrifying! I just don’t understand why this illness has to choose DOGS and CREATURES!
Why not dogs and kangaroos? Then we could throw the creatures into the kangaroo pouch and chase the Kangaroos away at least!😾
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