<Greetings, Furiends, Fluffballs, & Fleabags!
This is Shrimp here, with an urgent Special Report:
SOURCES have just conFURmed that KATS all over America are suddenly being taken with what seems to be a form of temporary insanity as can be seen in some of the photos you’re about to see.
Warning: the following photos are graphic in nature and may be disturbing to most (feline) viewers.
The epidemic aPURRently started when this poor kat (fur reasons unknown to anybody but God), suddenly began to make furiends
with the creature in this photo. His “owners” say they can’t imagine what he was thinking.
This is a very sad and frightening event, as kats and humans alike are baffled as to what could possibly have caused this, since everyone knows kats avoid creatures at all costs.
Scientists and vets all over America are debating whether this is some strange new virus- but no one knows fur sure, because the KATS seem to be in PURRFECT health otherwise!
And as if that wasn’t scary enough, some kats are also beginning to commit the UNPARDONABLE kat sin of befriending….(brace yourselves)- DOGS!!!
Look at these disturbing images we found…(truly troubling)…
Oh my FLEAS!
Well, furiends, I have to say I’m just flippin flabbergasted. Let’s just say I hope they’re working on a VACCINE!
Tragic. Just tragic.
This has been Shrimp reporting fur KAT 9 NEWS. Good day.